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    What do posh people call a BBQ ...

    ... alight lunch <laugh>
     
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    Believe me he has hit standards way way below this one <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Woke up this morning and there was stir fry all over the bed. Must have been sleep wokking again
     
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    Getting bored now with fishing, making models and sketching so I'm going to take up coin collecting.
    I think the change will do me good
     
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    CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY.'
    Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
    The boss says, 'You know something, WongChow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
    Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'
     
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    Out driving today, i saw one of those 'Police Operation in Progress' signs. And sure enough, 100 yards further on, there was a copper having his f*cking appendix out!!
     
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    The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
     
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