Getting bored now with fishing, making models and sketching so I'm going to take up coin collecting. I think the change will do me good
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY.' Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..' The boss says, 'You know something, WongChow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'
Out driving today, i saw one of those 'Police Operation in Progress' signs. And sure enough, 100 yards further on, there was a copper having his f*cking appendix out!!