Transfer Rumours Summer 2024 transfer thread

She’s that skint she’d let him try, whilst telling her about “our kid”

 

Good man. Taking the inscrutable then cutting the crusts off, so that we can more easily digest it.

 

You have your 'In' and your 'Out' columns, but looking at some of the earlier posts; Ryan Giles may need a 'Shake it all about' column.

 

When did we last make a signing
Shocking performance

 

I think it was meant as a joke. He was saying the new bloke had encyclopedic knowledge of European football. He said about Swedish fb's as an example, I suppose he could have said transylvanian cf's to be even more obscure.

 

I think we only need one winger. We have Jarvis, who looks more than capable of playing in the Championship. Rather stick the savings into getting a proper striker.

 

Surely a parody account
Nick Mashiter

 

Thats his name
You disrespectful man

 

Coming to Hull City,
A signing from Al Ahly,
From the river to the sea,
Ob vi ously meant to be

(Hull, by the river or the sea? Covers both camps. It all aligns). Coat?

 

It’s his genuine name. he’s a bbc reporter

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/topics/cd11vgpeq9vt

 

Sounds like a Glaswegian toilet thief.

 

Why doesn't that surprise me?

 

And on radio norwich this afternoon we have a bbc journalist discussing norwich transfers
Nick mashitter

Sounds like an alan partridge sketch

 

At least they spelt his first name correctly...

 

https://x.com/nickmashiter/status/1828471359451656232?t=uQhiVlwhKOGDB-Ge7iCbdw&s=19

 

Agreed, although I’d take 2 at this point just while Jarv adapts.

 

Can you imagine all the politics that would come with that!

 

Probably best to leave that one on here