Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

When I get home, I usually take off my trousers,take a deep breath,and let out a massive fart like a racehorse.
Unfortunately,that's not what the interviewer meant when she said,"Make yourself at home"

 

A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a c*ck for nearly two weeks now."
I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around.
We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.

 

I said to my wife, "Where have you been?"
She said, "Shopping in the sales. I bought this dress for a ridiculous figure."
I looked at her and said, "You're not f*cking joking."

 

That's got to be one of your worst Gordon lad.

 

Right that’s it Armstrong @Gordon Armstrong Go and sit in the corner and have a long hard chat with yourself and don’t come out until you can behave yourself

 

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The same way as mentioned by Snaggey on Saturday, then