Transfer Rumours Summer 2024 transfer thread

This post perfectly summarises you up I feel. You’ve clearly used AI to make a ****e song posted on media platforms in the hope of few chuckles but it’s fallen flat. If it took AI 8 minutes to generate that I suggest that was 8 minutes too many.

Yet, you’ve mocked someone who’s putting actual effort in creating something regardless of immediate outreach. Quite frankly you can get to ****

 

1904 Pod TLDR
- Keeper isn’t Darlow. It’s a premier league loan that was too good to pass up
- all other signings if they come off appear to be permanent
- Stansfield was mentioned but only as a comment about “city would be daft not to look if he’s available”
- 2 right wingers coming in
- Cooper only coming in as cover. He’s about 4 weeks out anyway from fitness
- Meffert still on

 

i wonder if it is petrovic at chelsea or rushworth at brighton you know

 

Baz mentioned a lot of interest in said keeper so Rushworth matches it. Heaton by toast isn’t a bad shout

 

If you read back up, my response was to Syd thinking I give a **** about a twitter account that might be viewed as a bot.

don’t worry about 8 minutes of my time. That’s nothing compared to the 25 minutes it took me yesterday to get through the 20 pages fretting about Darlow.

 

or vlachodimos as an outside shot?
or john ruddy is a perfect third keeper

 

Rushworth from Brighton? 11 clean sheets for Swansea on loan last year. 23 and highly regarded

 

i will go out on a limb

and say its one of rushworth or vlachidomos

 

• Few at the club taken back by reaction to Cooper. Expectation is mainly backup to Hughes/Jones. More signing for dressing room
• McLoughlin probably going if Cooper signs
• Puetra a matter of time, medical done last week. Loan with obligation
• Meffert isn't a easy deal, but club pushing
• On GK - opportunity presented itself that club can't refuse. Other interest, but if they can they'd be mad not to. Not huge premier league experience, but is very experienced. Later mentions from prem
• They've got 3 names for ST. If they get 1 of first 2 choices, Baz thinks better than Conway. Baz excited by name "will cost a lot"
• Want 2 wingers, confident of getting both. Battle for 1 of them but Baz thinks we get him. Both permanent
• Feeling is Giles sticking around
• Baz says if they get the players they want, they've got a very string championship team.

 

I can't really think of any goalkeeper that isn't first choice that I would be really surprised by apart from Ortega but there's no chance it's him. Maybe Acun would be excited by Bayindir?

 

vlachidomos was benficas regular number 1 for years, id say hed be a surprise

 

Vlachodimos makes most sense to me. Probably the only one available who is very experienced but not much prem experience.

 

But how strong is the string?

 

Newcastle actively trying to move Vlachodimos out

 

Not seen him, good with his feet?

 

What about Dubravka?

 

30 pages since yesterday morning, what's the news?

 

its not darlow
basically

 

String theory

 

To be fair I’d be more worried about generally being viewed as a bot given your inherent use of AI