The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely." "F*ck off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in, you tight tw*t."
Doctors can be damaging to your health as well as protecting it My doctor said I have to stop w@nking, I almost broke down, I said WHY doctor Why?.. and she said 'because I'm trying to examine you Mr Cat'