Job available for anyone willing to help a one-armed typist to write capital letters. It’s shift work!
Reminded me of a story from years ago. A lad I worked with was telling me his nan lived in a council oap bungalow. She had a new bath fitted and another lad turned up to fit tiles around it. He only fitted one row. So being old and cautious, and noticing he'd brought plenty of tiles. She asked the lad if he could fit another row. "No problem" he said and duly obliged. As he left he shouted "all done" and "cheerio". Pleased she had got another row of tiles to lessen the chance of splashes and it looking better. She went to look and he had fitted the 2nd row directly over the face of the other tiles
