Transfer Rumours Summer 2024 transfer thread

It was Lewis not the German guy, on my phone and out wit the wee one, must have picked wrong message to reply to

 

Ah, Travis. My apologies. Not sure he's worth 3m if that's the asking price.

 

Yeah, can’t be 3m Rangers don’t have that sort of money and the board is even worse than City’s has ever been. Unless it’s buy now repossess at end of contract

 

Yes to Mexico. Wonder what fee we will get

 

Let's hope new guy is safe and sound, ready to play then.

 

An offer we can’t refuse from the local cartel..

 

Yes I saw that too and he said he was going to South America, thus my Mexico comment. Not sure why he’s slumming it on the train mind on his wages.

 

Was it Platform 9¾?

 

That’s very interesting. Thank you.

 

He also added

The next time your a passenger look out for it. You can usually tell as when autopilot disconnects the plane will move from side to side as the pilots take control whereas the wings usually remain level up until that point

 

Who was that big fella who scored a hatful for Arsenal, Ozil? and is playing at Fenerbache? Acun said he was a personal friend of his when he first came took over and his name was mentioned then.

 

Ozil isn’t a strikers arsehole let alone a striker. He’s also retired.

 

Well Ozil was probably most scammish transfer of Fenerbahce, remind his name to them if you need to hear swearings.

 

Or just sign any player from Madagascar.

 

That looks like a team from French 2nd division.

 

Imagine Humbersaaahd trying to spell Randrianantenaina. They got Burstow wrong today (Burrows ffs).

 

Fcuk rangers...they playing at hampden...cant get parked at my house on matchdays