Summer '24 transfer window

Smug quickly grabs his felt tip pen ...

'Salma, please can I have your shirt'

 

Make sure am around when she takes it off thanks.

 

https://x.com/mhardysport/status/1826355984811655315?s=46&t=HjlafysMnXJyw_7t9ICr6Q 15m is a joke

 

Didn’t mention hair length so I’m out

 

@alex_crook
#WatfordFC have won the race to sign #AFCB forward Daniel Jebbison on loan. Had lots of Championship interest

 

What a mutt.

 

As if we'd sell our prize asset for £15m in todays market man.

Ipswich you're taking the piss.

 

I said I'd add to the rumours about the private jets.

I wasn't taking the piss either, there has been one from Zagreb and another from Nice into Ponteland in the last few days. Could be anyone obviously

 

£15m is a joke of a bid, we'd walk away with around £11m. No chance.

 

Says in the article it goes up to 20m with add ons etc

 

Still think he leaves.

 

We'll soon find out. They're due to play in europe tomorrow

 

That doesn’t look like Clarke in the photo.

 

£20m as the base figure is where the bid needs to start for it to be taken serious.

 

**** me man.

 

Timings impeccable given the announcement from Fabrizo that Leeds are signing a left winger.

devil works hard but Ian Haarte works harder.

 

We'd be daft to take anything less than 25m + extras.

 

Remind me ...

... which one's Serbia and which one's Slovakia?

 

If Clarke doesn’t go this window he’s gone in January