My mother in law was being beaten up by 6 men, she shouted for Christ sake aren’t you gonna help, I said 6 should be enough
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman must have a cold, the man was curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again, and like before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, and her body shook even more than before. Unable to contain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you okay ?' ‘I am sorry if I disturbed you, but I have a very rare medical condition . . . . whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious, and said ‘I have never heard of that condition before . . . . are you taking anything for it ?' The woman nodded and said 'Yes . . . . pepper.'
Reading up on what makes a British ancestry. I decided to follow up on my pet frog's ancestors. Turns put he was part English, a bit Scottish and a tad Pole.
