How lucky's Steve Bruce?

He's lost his job on the last day in November but on the first day in December all the Department Stores are looking for a fat **** with experince of wearing red and white

 

He'll have the elves pulling the sleigh and the reindeer making the toys.

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He'd be blaming Sunderland supporters for the bairns getting nowt for Christmas and then send them emails saying "we huffed and we puffed and we tried to get an iPod but all the parents are fighting in the aisles at the department stores. The kids have expectations that are too high these days. What's the matter with a Dansette record player? Get them a couple of singles and the new Slade album and it will be a hell of a Christmas. It's not my fault I was born in Wallsend. That doesn't come down your chimney."

 

I got a dansette - I was 10. My dad bought my first lp's too. Jim Reeves and Bing Crosby.

I still remember the tears.............

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I got a Neil Sedaka one. Oh for some Jim Reeves or even some Johnny Mathis...................

 

Oh Baldy, you are such a fool
To listen to Bing
It was really cruel.
It hurt me - no t-rex or slade
Xmas listening - decisions had been made.


I'm here all week.

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Yeah - apparently got the job at harrods - the free shopping vouchers where the clincher!!!!

 

Thought he might go back to Aldi

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