Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

What about drakes and hens?

 

Yawrite pettle

 

Not sure
But theres a lot of silicone in the chest area

 

ducks are female, drakes are male

 

Is it from Brest in France?

 

Not in Stoke.

 

Mamod Steam Models are ceasing production and trading. I am unsure how to describe the wherefore's and whyfore's without triggering numerous algorithms and end up with the heavy mob knocking on my door. Save to say around 1970 someone set fire to themselves using the methylated spirit burner. As a result a new fuel was supplied with their models. And there is the problem.

The good news is, all models have rocketed in price. Time for a good rummage through the loft.

 

Took a few seconds..........thick twat that I am.

 

I'll join you in "dooooh" corner.

 

These are ****ed then.

 

The Beach Boys would have to rethink things if they were recording this now.

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Whoever came up with the suggestion needs sacking for cultural discrimination. The use of 'pet' as a respectful term of address is part of their culture, and needs to be supported as such.

 

Or...

 

He's a jock.


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Grapes are in full bloom right now.