It is a gay game though, snooker. Go on, admit it. Playing with yer balls and rubbing yer sticks in a room full of men.
I like to attend swingers parties where I try to come to climax with the oldest, fattest wrinkliest woman present. It's my ambition to test my mettle by shagging one of these munters while Scary Monica from Masterchef makes withering comments about my sexual technique.
While it's always intimidating to sleep with a woman who can grow a better beard than yourself (Fatima), I think Monica rolling her eyes would bring down an erection faster than Fred Dibnah.
That is a tough call. Most definately Fatima. She's quite likely to flop out a penis herself! The Mastershef comment is class!