Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me sir, but do you sell potato clocks?"
The shopkeeper looks at him and says, "Are you mad ?, We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks, alarm clocks... what the feck is a potato clock?"
And Paddy says, "I don't know, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow, and the wife said 'You'd better get a potato clock.'...!!!

 

Hope your jokes are better in your act at The Twaat Bar IB, Masky doesn’t get it and probably the whole forum doesn’t get it, shake yourself up pal and wobble your head! Masky Of Llandaff

 

Someone explain it to the thick old bu££er

Nah, on second thoughts, don't. Let him stew.

 

Please don’t call me Stew, Masky is fuggin’ Masky! Masky Of Llandaff