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  1. Evil Jimmy Krankie

    Evil Jimmy Krankie Well-Known Member

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    As the title says.

    Probably the most famous one is Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy

    Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak
    Somewhere in the town

    Yes Phil, I reckon it might be at the jail.

    Or Elton John’s Rocket Man

    Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
    In fact it’s cold as hell

    Sorry Elton, but every contemporary reference to Hell kind of suggests it’s very very hot.

    Surely there will be more, so let’s see them.
     
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  2. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Ever see a woman come out of New York City
    With a frog in her hand
    I did don’t you know
     
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  3. Confucius

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    Any song by Jamiroquai
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

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    Hardly any Elton John song makes any sense.

    'Saturday night's alright for fighting' ...

    ... only if you can use a handbag <laugh>

    Personally I like Chaka Kahn, 'Climb every woman' :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  5. Nads

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    Anything by Scooter.
     
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  6. Vincemac

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    Are you ready
     
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    Respect to the man in the icecream van
     
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  8. rooch 3

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    Hard to find a better one than
    I am the Walrus by the Beatles
    I am he
    As you are he
    As you are me
    And we are all together

    See how they run,
    Like pigs from a gun,
    See how they fly.
    I'm crying.

    Sitting on a cornflake,
    Waiting for the van to come.
    Corporation tee shirt,
    Stupid bloody Tuesday
    Man, you been a naughty boy,
    You let your face grow long.

    I am the eggman, (Ooh)
    They are the eggmen, (Ooh)
    I am the walrus,
    Goo goo g' joob.

    Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty
    Little p'licemen in a row
    See how they fly,
    Like Lucy in the sky
    See how they run
    I'm crying.
    I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying.

    Yellow matter custard,
    Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
    Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess,
    Boy you been a naughty girl,
    You let your knickers down.

    I am the eggman, (Ooh)
    They are the eggmen, (Ooh)
    I am the walrus,
    Goo goo g' joob.

    Sitting in an English
    Garden waiting for the sun.
    If the sun don't come,
    You get a tan from standing in the English rain.

    I am the eggman.
    They are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus.
    Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob.

    Expert texpert choking smokers,
    Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
    See how they smile,
    Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.
    I'm crying.

    Semolina pilchards
    Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
    Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna,
    Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    How 'high' would you have to be to be thinking about writing those words :emoticon-0176-smoke . . . . and it's a brilliant song :emoticon-0148-yes:

    How mad would you have to be to write 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' <yikes>
    which is another brilliant song :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Quite mad, weren’t they.<laugh>
     
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  11. WillD

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    Morrissey wrote some classics.

    Now I know how Joan of Arc felt as the flames rose to her Roman nose and the pyramids started to melt.
     
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    Hearing aid and Walkman wasn't it?
     
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    And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    As the flames rose to her Roman nose
    And her Walkman started to melt

    And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    As the flames rose to her Roman nose
    And her hearing aid started to melt

    Yup, why did I think pyramids?
     
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