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What hobbies do you partake in?

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  1. Roquefort Junior

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    Seems like a lot of you guys spend vast hours on here, so was just wondering what other hobbies do you have?

    I'm a keen tennis player, and occasional musician.

    Be nice to all get to know each other so we can all get along in this new era :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I enjoy making love to farmyard animals. So far I've had chicken, duck and pig.

    Do I eat them afterwards I hear you ask? Of course not, I'm a vegetarian. That would be sick.
     
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  3. The Howling Skull

    The Howling Skull New Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Roquefort Junior

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    Well at least I tried...
     
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  5. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    I enjoy tussles with Baron Greenback in which we both converse in Gaelic, that's the real Gaelic not that shytey Irish gay-lick that they talk over there the ****s.

    Oh oh, is the above worthy of a ban <yikes>
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I enjoy tying knots in hemp rope whilst on speed
     
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  7. The Howling Skull

    The Howling Skull New Member

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    There was a boy in Invergordon called Donnie Murdo, and I swear to God, he cycled about with a bike trailer that said "DM1" on it......he was about 40 years old at the time.

    We all called him Penfold
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    splendid story guy <ok> anymore do tell us pleeeeease
     
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  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I like football, snooker and ponies. I also enjoy the works of the great musicians; Beethoven, Mozart and Bieber.
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I collect garden gnomes and act out various fantasies with them.

    This week geofrey is going to perform surgery on jethro.

    Oh what japes, I'm giddy at the very thought.
     
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  11. Walsall Aces

    Walsall Aces Member

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    Snooker's ****ing slick so I do a fair bit of that.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Interesting.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Slick? Do yer balls get slippery, or just yer stick?
     
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  14. Nazara

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    Robbing Burger King <ok>
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever rubbed a snooker cue up and down between your arse cheeks then handed it to your mate?
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Stuffing chickens
     
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  17. Walsall Aces

    Walsall Aces Member

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    Neither you absolute homosexual.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ever spunked into a shampoo bottle at yer mate's hoose?
     
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  19. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    I love playing Tennis it's wikid and play for a footy team <ok>
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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