I was at Anffield Plain tip today, and waiting in the queue I noticed the speed limit signs going into a locked area. This.... It was the one on the left of the gates that caught my eye. Here's a closer view of it. I only wanted to hoy some rubbish!
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman must have a cold, the man was curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again, and like before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, and her body shook even more than before. Unable to contain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you okay ?' ‘I am sorry if I disturbed you, but I have a very rare medical condition . . . . whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious, and said ‘I have never heard of that condition before . . . . are you taking anything for it ?' The woman nodded and said 'Yes . . . . pepper.'
I’m showing off here but I’ve done two Ironman triathlons. Colloquially the start of the swim leg is known as the washing machine, so this would explain where she’s running to.
