Just bood a Newcastle top wearing kid in Keel Square with his mother. Must have come to laugh at us natives but I showed them ;-)
Stopped off at the Co-op on Mortimer Road, South Shields. In the car park a Fiat Cinquecento, NUFC badge as big as a a dinner plate clagged on the rear window. Got some bits and bobs and there he was collecting a bunch of deliveries in full away kit. Was tempted to ask how he was going to fit all that shopping in such a tiny car
I was driving past Cole’s cafe Saturday just a stones throw from Roker beach bloke must have been early 60’s mag top on goes to show they don’t get better with age
In Weston super mare for the week and I ordered a taxi from the hotel this morning, I jump in the passenger seat and staring at me on the drivers phone was a fecking Newcastle badge. Got talking to him and asked him why Newcastle, told me his mother is from Weston and his father is from Manchester. He choose the filth cause when he was a young lad he saw Micky Quinn score a hatrick for the filthy twats, I asked him did he once phone up a football show on the radio and start to cry. He didn't understand what I was talking about lol
On the plus side, managed to get it away too from my lovely wife. Minus side, sat at Minchella’s and guess what just got out of his car wearing full kit!