Rangers v Celtic

Really fancy our chances this year. Macausland and Wright feeding CD9

 

you have a far better chance than any real rival would afford you while dwarfing your resources

it reminds me of PES scripting, the whole point of that is to artificially balance matches and force them to be "exciting" regardless of the players skill level, makes matchmaking easy, anyone can play anyone and its a balanced game, and it also keeps people hooked because every match is on a knife edge

you keep players playing who would have otherwise given up after 50 20-0 beatings in a fair game, the more people you keep playing, the more potential microtransaction buyers

theyve studied human psychology to profit from it

celtic appear to be doing the same thing, forcing us into a coin toss every year when we could instead be playing with the dice loaded for a near guaranteed win

i dont really see the point, sevco obsessed fans will never get fed up with hammering sevco and beating them by 15 points every year until the end of time, the only people who might get bored with it are sevco fans

 

We’ve taken the portrait of the King to Hampden

WATFP

 

WATPF?

We Are The ****tah ****ers.

 

https://x.com/mcauleydeclan/status/1821907904456257744?s=48&t=h5WOzF86zzwR3QK95pKnaQ

 

BRILLIANT!!!!!

 

It would have if Mon hadn't posted it first!

 

And so we ****ing should

 

It's all set for the Dandies to stroll the Haggisball ****ship League Of Noncing ****wit ******s.

 

Scott Wright must give good BJs to the BBB.

 

What a very Dessery miss.

 

Haunting in progress.

 

Nice one Cyril!

 

What scoring?

 

Rangers lose the most Rangers losing a goal ever.

 

Naw missing ya daft paddy.

 

Oh!

What a fùcking goal.

Cerny!

 

I'm really not getting the Diomande love in from the Rangers support.

His touch is shocking.