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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    which never need starching
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nor can l see
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    said the blind lookout
     
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    to his deaf friend
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 4, 2024
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    who has one eye
     
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    on his neighbour's wife
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 5, 2024
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  7. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    and the other eye
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    On Pakistan holiday cash
     
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    provided by "two-Tier" Starmer
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and here we have queer nearly there

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    but his wife has already been there
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    Talk about the odd-couple
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 6, 2024
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Using only four words
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    well ill be fekked
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Said drunken father jack
     
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    Nastiest reprobate left alive
     
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    Was posting on here
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    ^^^^^^^
    just before i did
     
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    the crowd lynched Starmer
     
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