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Off Topic OLOF's political thread

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by MIGHTY, Oct 1, 2017.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    This is the best analogy yet with a solution for the mess that we are in now.
    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week, we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started… Building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the ****. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...Everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to Peck me, even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the backyard was like It used to be ..... Quiet, serene.... And no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see...... Our government gives out Free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic Citizen. Then the illegal’s came by the hundreds of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small flats are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press one to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ours are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you don't agree, just continue cleaning up the ****!
     
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  2. Old Git

    Old Git Well-Known Member

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  3. Ringo Lion

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    One of the big leftie arguments are for us to stop supplying weapons to Israel and profiteering from 'genocide' of Gaza, now I'm not sure how much the government makes through this but I would guess it doesn't even cover the cost of benefits received from those who have a right to stay here but can't/won't work, those illegally here and those claiming asylum, so in a way the genocide is giving them a comfortable lifestyle !!
     
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  4. leeds down south

    leeds down south Well-Known Member

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    Not sure we are diverse enough...
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  5. Old Git

    Old Git Well-Known Member

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    Muz and dindus will get a big discount on ticket prices.
    Whitey can subsidize them, like everything else.
     
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  6. Wakey

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    Tell them nothing
     
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  7. Wakey

    Wakey Well-Known Member

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    Poor racist whitey we should be ashamed. <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. oldschool

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    what a load of ****...........monitoring the diversity of our season ticket holders!
    well i can safely say that there won't be enough chinese, so will they get priority should they apply..and what the f has marital /pregnancy/and alll the other crap staus got to do with anything.....i'm a single pregnant it from taiwan with multi pronouns and i claim my season ticket on DEI grounds :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  9. Aski

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    Can someone tell me how I can amend my season ticket application so that I can let the club know that I now identify as a single trans woman of ethnic minority with 12 kids and we all live in a mini cooper, that unfortunately leaks, as our rubber dinghy sprung a leak.

    Hoping that will mean I can jump the queue, and also get a discount ;)
     
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  10. Irishshako

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    I thought us Irish were diverse enough <laugh>
     
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  11. oldschool

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    Nah your old school ....says Mr old school <laugh> ...:afro:<doh>
     
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  12. ellandback

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    I'm saying nothing (it's all in the picture)

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Irishshako

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    Scarily erotic <cheers>
     
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  15. Wakey

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    Well seeing as your down there.
     
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  16. Irishshako

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    Oh you're trying that **** again Wakey.<laugh>
     
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  17. Easternwhite

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    So it's not because we have to build a new Birmingham every 1.5 years to accommodate this influx ?
    It's not the fact that we are not building a new Birmingham every 1.5 years (simple supply and demand economics) forcing house prices to a level where my children will never be able to purchase ?
    It's not the fact that successive waves of cheap migrant labour keep British workers pay low ?
    It's not the fact that whole areas of this country are changing culturally when none of the locals were asked whether they wanted that or not ?
    It's not the fact that we are a relatively small island and we are full ?
    etc etc etc...............

    What did you say about ignorance ?
     
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  18. oldschool

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    He needs to move from archers road into a cult de sac to make room ;)
     
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  20. ellandback

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    It might as well be a cul-de-sac with the amount of bloody traffic...
     
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