I went in the butchers this morning, and asked for some tripe. He gave me a DVD box set of Love Island !
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. “That’s total b*llocks” I replied, by text, from across the road.
The missus is a crafter and makes her own cards for all occasions, she's starting her Christmas Cards next week, she says it's never too early apparently.
After almost 5 years of regular hospital visits, tests, w*nking into test-tubes etc, my wife and I are no nearer to having a child. So we have decided that we've had enough of all this and we are going to take drastic measures. I'm just going to have to f*ck her!.
This photo was taken in 1946. The guy is Ken Shimizu. He is 35 years old. He has 2 children. Shimizu never runs. Sleeps late. Eat whatever he wants. Even drink beer instead of water. Eat dinner with many kinds of food every night... What does Shimizu do to get such a body? Shimizu doesn’t have any secrets. Shimizu is the person sitting in the bottom left corner of the photo... As for the man standing in the middle, I’m not sure
