My friends set me up on a blind date. We met in the pub. She was tall and blonde and stunning. We had a few drinks then went to a club. Coming out I said to her "You're beautiful. Would you object to having sex on a first date". She said "I haven't done it before" I said "Are you a virgin?". She said "No you silly bastard. I've never objected before!
My mate rang me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45" . . . . I made it there in 33, which was record speed.