French authorities confirm that the Afghanistan Olympic team accidentally took a wrong turn on the river Seine and ended up in Dover! please log in to view this image
The RSPB today announced its commitment to studying the effects of cannabis on seabirds. Vowing to leave no tern unstoned.
Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time... Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds....
As I lay there gazing at the heavens and contemplating the infinite mysteries of the cosmos, I couldn't help but wonder... Where the f*ck had my tent gone!
It's only my first week in this prison and I've already been bummed three times in the shower.... I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a prison guard!
