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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DaiJones, Sep 18, 2018.

  1. blueturk the cat

    blueturk the cat Well-Known Member

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    Mate i would never block you, and look forward to seeing your jokes, even if I've seen them before I still like them, just go back and check I've liked all of yours.
     
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    It was a bit tongue in cheek Roger but it's just that all your jokes, gifs, memes etc show up as a tiny thumbprint that won't open for me (only yours too :emoticon-0101-sadsm)
     
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    IMG_2807.png
    exhibit A
     
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    IMG_2808.jpeg
    Exhibit B shows that some beat the filter
     
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    Thanks for letting me know mate, have you tried clicking on it ?im lost as to why, always copy URL
     
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    I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls.
    He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
    I said, " I didn't know that you played golf."
     
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    Should have used a different font methinks.
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    • Ryan Giggs pounding the streets of Manchester.

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    I was seeing this girl for about six weeks, until someone took my binoculars.
     
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    They say there's a shortage of blood at present yet when you go in to help it's nothing but questions.
    Why's it in a bucket? Where does it come from?
     
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    Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time...
    Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds....
     
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