Me and the wife have taken up woodworking. My mate said he didn't know we were carpenters. I said, "We've only just begun".
effing brilliant thanks for that Spike Milligan was a comic genius .I've never seen that clip before but will look for the episode on u tube if the woke fekkers haven't banned it
When I was younger and naive, I went back to this older girls house one night. She said if you want, I can nip upstairs an put my Black Lace number on. I said OK, as long as it's not agadoo.
