Didn't realise they has jailed any of these lot. Setting an example with that sentence. Play silly games get silly prizes!
I remember receiving a 100 metre certificate for running at school. It was presented in the worlds largest envelope.
I'd advise anybody against pressing the 'Emergency Stop' button on a treadmill going at high speed. I just did at the gym, and the bloke on it went f*cking flying.
I’ve just finished building a model of Mount Everest. My mate asked “Is it to scale?” “No” I replied, “It’s to look at”