Me and Mrs Smug were driving through Grenoble and saw an advertising sign, 'Lionel Bastard - Electrician'. I called the number and said, 'You Lionel Bastard?' The phone went straight down ... ... very childish but we still chuckle about it now.
I’ve been in Lanzarote for 7 days and have not seen a single scum shirt, and that includes at ponteland airport
They're all at Boldon Asda and the Metrocentre i think. It's wedding season as well so they'll be keeping them nice for that
I was in B&M last night in Sunderland and seen a woman with one on, also seeing alot more younger people wearing them aswell.
Young lad with one on in front of me this morning in our local cafe. It’s like the back of beyond here so their fame must be spreading either that or peoples stupidity not sure which.
one arrived with a delivery today, i shouted at him but he was shouting/swearing into his phone, he reached the gate (i was over the road) and flung it open, me now shouting at him to close the gate as the dogs were out (both right in front of him on the steps) he then realised he was being called and with a happy smile on his face, turned and walked back to the gate asking if it was my house and i should have just shouted...it was at that very point he got a volley of ' i feckin did shout but you were too busy swearing into your phone and you have still left the feckin gate wide open you feckin idiot' (was much worse at the time of course) then i just let our lass sort it. the last mag delivered some big items and left them at the gate, despite me telling him i could not move them he just said that it does not say 'to the door delivery' and drove away...rain was coming so i had to struggle to move the three parcels, half killed me.
Had a walk up the lane to see what all the mooing noise was all about and came across mam, dad and baby in the top field. All three stared me out so I only managed one photo and it was a bit scary tbh. I went forward, to shoo them, and the bull came at me ... ... I'd have run if it was the kid tbh, look at his nasty little face. I need a drink after that, my arse dropped.
I didn't have the balls to find out ... ... he clearly does To be honest any creature with young can be aggressive in my experience.
Driving home this afternoon on the 184 from Heworth towards Whitemare Pool. Two police motorbikes flanking a police car all with lights flashing and then a hundred yard gap and the same thing again 2 motorbikes and a car with lights flashing. But they weren’t flanking anything. No VIP car in the middle then 800 metres further on was a black unmarked police car with lights flashing with some kind of argument going on with a Rab C Nesbit type and a pair of Bagpipes! Odd.
Getting lunch at Sandyford Tesco today, started to walk back to work, looked up, and see a young lady (20 odd, young to me I'm 57) dressed as a witch. Pointy hat, full black gear the lot with her face full of white makeup etc.., bit of a shock she looked like the wicked witch off the Wizard of Oz
We like walking in the Cheviot hills. Theres loads of cattle there now. Been chased a few times over the years and its not pleasant. Anyone who can invent a good cattle scarer could make a fortune. Mind I am a retired butcher and I think one day the cattle will get their revenge.
