With negative ****s like you, its already starting to feel like a very long season even though its another three weeks before a ball is kicked.
Brazilian forward Savinho has signed for @ManCity for £33.7m including add-ons. He joins from Troyes after a productive loan spell at Girona.
Moses Odubajo has signed for AEK Athens. The right-back has spent the last two seasons with fellow Greek side Aris and moves to Athens for €1 million.
Celtic have signed Denmark captain Kasper Schmeichel on a one-year deal after the goalkeeper led his country to the last 16 of Euro 2024. Schmeichel, 37, was a free agent after leaving Belgian club Anderlecht at the end of last season and replaces former Manchester City club-mate Joe Hart, who has retired.
Oli McBurnie is set to join Las Palmas as free agent after leaving Sheffield Utd, medical booked for Friday.
Footballing quality aside, from the miserable ****hole that is Sheffield to Gran Canaria sounds like a massive upgrade.
Brentford have confirmed Igor Thiago suffered a meniscus injury on his first appearance for the club, he's their record signing at £31m.
Double-whammy for Brentford, as not only have they lost their record signing, but 's now put their big money sale of Ivan Toney at risk.
Didn’t someone itk say we were trying for KLP on loan? I know he plays more on the wing, one side of the front 3, but you’d reckon this would still now make this less likely.