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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    until I met Roge who showed me how to spend it Wisley, He has a first class honours degree, from the Terry Thomas school of accounting,and was taught personally, on a one to one basis, of no other than the world-famous Woops of pumpey


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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    VOTE 1

    Service Provider Party ................ First Served, First Come !
    A fcuking good party who are happy to press the flesh to get votes!
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Roll up, roll up........Please vote........

    1) Roger da lodger
    OR
    2) Didley le Squat

    for the new position of Town Crier for the village of Barnsley
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what little old me, I can make grown men tremble from the other side of the parade ground, with my gob
     
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    My late Dad was a Company Sergeant Major in the Intelligence Corps, out in Cairo during the Second World War !

    I could never imagine him barking out orders, as I remember him as a nice calmly spoken person when I was growing up <cheers>
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    Well done to him for his service.
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Before getting into 9 pars RE I was first placed in the Junior Leaders regiment at old park barracks on top of Dover cliffs. Within 8 weeks I was promoted after 6 months to a sergeant I practised day and night drilling a squad, until they were perfect, My role model being (little Hitler ) qsmi Gee. He had the reputation of the horrible **** drill qmsi in the British army. But every squad he drilled were perfect . We went to the houses of Parliament in Ottawa, Canada to open the building and did a silent drill squad in front of thousands. The headdress was chief sitting bulls who surrended to the Canadians after little big horn. The Museum of Ottawa ask me to wear it as a memento for the great performance
    then and now the last one in my house in Kenya
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    Nice one Rog !
     
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    Well done, Rog, your a credit to the forces ....................... and the forum, here. There aren't many people here to look up to!
    Woops is somewhere here, l'm dithering about, falling over and such. Kiwi visits once a year for some tomfoolery and UTR's is buried in the boombox!
    We need some .......... Attention!
    Dismissed .................
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    What a rousing speech Dids BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE

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    Hurrah! Hurrah! Three cheers for Didley!
     
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    Do you want a promotion, maybe a raise, do l owe you money… there must be some logical reason for the niceness!
     
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    All of the above :)
     
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    You get the raise of 5p a week.
    Your promoted to Assistant to the assistant, whose assisting the Assistant to the Reverend.
    I owe you……. Nothing!
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    how about the spare key copy to the Nunnery
     
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    The rev'd wouldn't give you the dirt from his finger nails. Or at least that was what Kiwi told me......
     
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    he would suck all the meat from a bone and leave the dog with nowt
     
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    The only key he will get will be to the knackery!
     
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