until I met Roge who showed me how to spend it Wisley, He has a first class honours degree, from the Terry Thomas school of accounting,and was taught personally, on a one to one basis, of no other than the world-famous Woops of pumpey please log in to view this image
VOTE 1 Service Provider Party ................ First Served, First Come ! A fcuking good party who are happy to press the flesh to get votes!
Roll up, roll up........Please vote........ 1) Roger da lodger OR 2) Didley le Squat for the new position of Town Crier for the village of Barnsley
what little old me, I can make grown men tremble from the other side of the parade ground, with my gob
My late Dad was a Company Sergeant Major in the Intelligence Corps, out in Cairo during the Second World War ! I could never imagine him barking out orders, as I remember him as a nice calmly spoken person when I was growing up
Before getting into 9 pars RE I was first placed in the Junior Leaders regiment at old park barracks on top of Dover cliffs. Within 8 weeks I was promoted after 6 months to a sergeant I practised day and night drilling a squad, until they were perfect, My role model being (little Hitler ) qsmi Gee. He had the reputation of the horrible **** drill qmsi in the British army. But every squad he drilled were perfect . We went to the houses of Parliament in Ottawa, Canada to open the building and did a silent drill squad in front of thousands. The headdress was chief sitting bulls who surrended to the Canadians after little big horn. The Museum of Ottawa ask me to wear it as a memento for the great performance then and now the last one in my house in Kenya
Well done, Rog, your a credit to the forces ....................... and the forum, here. There aren't many people here to look up to! Woops is somewhere here, l'm dithering about, falling over and such. Kiwi visits once a year for some tomfoolery and UTR's is buried in the boombox! We need some .......... Attention! Dismissed .................
Do you want a promotion, maybe a raise, do l owe you money… there must be some logical reason for the niceness!
You get the raise of 5p a week. Your promoted to Assistant to the assistant, whose assisting the Assistant to the Reverend. I owe you……. Nothing!
The rev'd wouldn't give you the dirt from his finger nails. Or at least that was what Kiwi told me......