Off Topic The Burly Arms

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What was your missus planning on doing while all this was going on?

 

Well there’s a whole host of domestic chores that need doing so I’d hope she uses her initiative

 

Will probs just get on with some work and have a **** later

 

There’s a quip in there about getting wet anyway if you’re going swimming, so I’m gonna make it before Fosse does.

 

Sounds like you’ll still be doing a few strokes.

 

There's another quip in there about getting wet whilst staying indoors

 

Another lovely day up here. Going for a curry tonight with my brother and a couple of our mates.

 

What curry do you go for generally?

 

Saw a debate on Twitter last night about poppadoms. Do you dip into the sauces or do you take some sauce for your plate? Scandalous people dip. Scandalous someone takes it upon themselves to break up the pile too. These are serious issues that need dealing with.

 

I'm with you on this, take your own to break up and sauce goes on the plate.

 

sauce goes on an unbroken one on your plate, even lime pickle and is broken up only when looking like a pizza.

 

Lime pickle is only there to be ignored. Chutney, the green one and the chopped up onions are what you’re there for.

 

you only ignore lime pickle if you have the tastebuds of a toddler.

 

I’ve seen your meals.

 

Poppadum smashers should be treated with the same disgust as ****philes

 

I cook for toddlers

 

This ought to have been in the Reform manifesto but I appreciate it was thrown together over a long lunch at The Ritz.

 

Caribbean / Latin America week in Lidl @luvgonzo

can confirm that these patties are bangin. They need 10 mins in the oven. Proper flaky pastry and decent amount of spice in the filling

solid 8 / 10

only 99p each too.

 

I've had them before, made them myself once and it was well worth the effort.