Life is all about perspective, I have a friend who has sex 2/3 times a day, exercises twice daily, reads 2 books per week and never complains about how much he hates prison
The bottom of the barrel hasn't yet been reached ... ... but I'm scraping my way down. What do you call a Spanish lass with a single radiator in her house ... ... Juanita
I used to play in a band called 'Prevention' . . . . some people said that we were better than 'The Cure'
I think this was a Bobby Thompson one, but….. I was down the pub last Sunday afternoon when the wife called. She said 'If you’re not home in five minutes I’m giving your dinner to the dog.' Well, I was out of the pub and through the front door in five minutes flat. She knows that I don’t like cruelty to animals. @Smug in Boots I think this is the bottom of the barrel being well and truly scraped.
