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  1. steverico

    steverico Well-Known Member

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    Two wanted an election thread then never joined in, what a git
     
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    steverico, Jul 5, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    I viewed it once, and replied once, then didn't view or reply. I knew full well who'd have what views and how they'd express them. Unlike some delicate tossers, that complain about posts and posters, I have just enough discipline to not open threads. Abridged version, if you don't like it, viewing is not mandatory, **** off and cry somewhere else. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    TwoWrights, Jul 5, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    I see tosspot mods couldn't even leave this thread alone. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    TwoWrights, Jul 5, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    **** off and cry somewhere else. <ok>
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jul 5, 2024 at 11:48 AM
  5. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    **** off and lie somewhere else. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    TwoWrights, Jul 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
  6. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Ambiguous at best?

    Are we talking truth economy or grabbing 40 winks?:emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Jul 5, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Don't know what you're talking about, again, I'm talking about 'I'm not moderating any longer wah wah wah blubber blubber blubber, oh now I am', shame on me for taking someone at their word. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    TwoWrights, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
  8. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Just enquiring as to your context with the word 'lie':emoticon-0148-yes:

    Yep,got you now...:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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    Or mandatory to read. :emoticon-0125-mmm:

    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    TwoWrights, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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  11. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Yes,it's called moveable mod mode...
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    So that is what 3M stands for. Always thought it was Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing.
     
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    Cityzen, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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    and we know a song about that, don't we children...

     
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    DMD, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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    And a better one that sounds like mmm…

     
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    Cityzen, Jul 5, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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    Just read the cooking thread re. the abomination that is alcohol free beer; it reminded of a joke my mate told when one of our group asked for a 0% drink - ''alcohol free beer must be like eating your sisters pussy, it tastes the same but you know its all wrong''.
     
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    spesupersydera, Jul 7, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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  17. Cityzen

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    Saw the price list for drinks at Wimbledon. The expected ridiculous prices but the most ridiculous one was that for an alcohol free Gordon’s gin and tonic which was £1 more than an ordinary one.
    They must love these gullible buffoons.
     
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    Cityzen, Jul 7, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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    I must admit I do like 0% Guiness, if you like Guiness, and I do, I cannot tell the difference and I gave one to an Irishman and he was astounded it was 0%
    Obviously after four or five you don’t start laughing at anything like you would with Stella, but it is a decent compromise
     
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    steverico, Jul 8, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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