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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

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    Simon voted Refoam ... out of a mix of xenophobia and nostalgia for his Ibiza years ...<laugh>
     
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    Reform crucifying the Tories ...
     
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    Disappointed... strap line suggested a porno <laugh>
     
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    Watch the Stereolab video.

    I was up for 3rd lesbian, but got beaten off, by an extra.
     
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    Literally?
     
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    Figuratively, as in too full.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    With a bit of luck, Old Ma Biddycome, might die of shock, live on air.
     
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    Mogg takes an early Bath now he's no longer an MP.

    Penny Mordaunt can only be PM initially as she's no longer an MP.
     
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    No one cares, you sad ****<cheers>
     
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    Good to see JC can continue to help his community and the pro privatisation of the NHS and under investigation for illegal activities Labour candidate that was put up against him is kept at bay until JC retires

    Starmer himself lost around 10k votes from last time too, mostly to a former ANC guy. Yip Nelson Mandela hates you Keith.

    Lower numbers than 2017s hung parliament in any case yet a thumping majority. No chance of proportional representation under UK Likud

    Netanyahu won't be getting arrested any time soon
     
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    He says, talking about me yet again at 6 in the morning.

    Post about me account for the lion's share of your contributions you thick twat. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    I wonder if Corbyn will say 'see, I told you I really won last time'. <laugh>
     
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    That's "Father of The House" to you
     
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    <laugh>

    He's about as irrelevant as Schapps.
     
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