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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Who hasn’t what? had sex with a dog or had a cock up your bum
     
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    Wherever, Jul 2, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 2, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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    I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week.

    I rang her up to arrange a date, but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 2, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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    The ugliest woman I’ve ever seen came up to me at a party last night and asked for my number.

    I asked her if she had a pen and she said yes.

    I said, “Well, you better get back to it before the farmer realises you’re missing!”
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 2, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 2, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 3, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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    That’s an average Saturday night in Portsmouth.
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Jul 3, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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    Is Wirral buffering?
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    My current favourite tv genre is makeover shows where there's a couple but the man says nothing

     
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    Getting the full Glastonbury experience at home. Just had a massive piss behind my settee.
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    Sounds more like Southampton activity to me :)
     
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    Knocked on the door of the Russian embassy today.

    Some guy answered.

    I said is Lenin??
     
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    I met a girl in the pub last night, she was quite boastful, which kind of turned me on.

    She said..” I have two detached houses, what about you?”

    I said..”Well at the moment, just a small semi!”
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 3, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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    Certainly Shirley High Street.
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Jul 4, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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    Number 1 Jasper, Jul 5, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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