British Politics spam thread

Lada

 

It beats turning I suppose.

 

They were nearly as bad as BL cars

 

I sometimes turn. But not often.

 

I sometimes drive blindfolded. But not often or for very long.

 

There was some real ****e. Skodas seem to have turned their rep around.

 

VW brought them out, they are now rebadges golfs and polos and to be fair they are good cars now

 

Not as good as the 80s Yugo.

 

Yeh I remember it happening and the cars have been decent for a while.

 

Motor vehicles are strictly for ****tahs, lezzers and trannies.

Just hire a gas guzzling private jet like Dame Beer Korma did to attend a green energy conference. Hypocritical son of a toolmaker

 

Daughter has a Skoda works car. Her husband is a mechanic. He said it's so sound it's boring.

She had a SEAT before that. Didn't need a spanner to it (apart from servicing) in 5 years and 130k miles.

 

I'm riding horses these days.

And nights.

 

*knights

 

You couldn't spray the hubcaps ffs?!

GTFO.

 

I bet he couldn't make a sarnie if his life depended on it - he'd probably butter the outside of the bread.

I like a fried egg sandwich; in fact, I may have one later.

 

You need some cheese and chilli sauce in there, unless you're an amateur.