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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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Who will win?

This poll will close on Jan 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM.
  1. Starmer

    33.3%
  2. Rishi

    8.3%
  3. Ed

    8.3%
  4. Reform

    16.7%
  5. Suckys let's smoke weed Party

    29.2%
  6. Pinkies Gaza Holidays Group 2024

    25.0%
  7. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    45.8%
  8. Fook off brb!

    37.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. RANDY

    RANDY Wurzel Gummidge

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    Reckon he should wrestle an alligator
     
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  2. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Who you clowns voting for then?

    Who you going to back because the other choice is ****ter?

    who’s policies are you ready to back to the hilt even though you know they are wrong uns?
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Reform UK

    Recently won my vote but I won't say what incident
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If the prospect of another 5 years of clown car Tory government fills you with horror, go and vote the bastards out. Which means voting for whichever candidate is most likely to beat the local Tory.

    If you don’t give a ****, it’s your right not to. Just don’t moan when you’re tripping over homeless people on your way to a hospital appointment that gets cancelled, then you have to pick your kids up early from school because the roof fell in. And there’s no ****ing buses and the potholes put your car out of action, so you have to walk.
     
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  5. Solid Alboland

    Solid Alboland Well-Known Member

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    Sunak getting a kicking from cuddly breakfast TV presenters <laugh>
     
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  6. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    You give a **** and you’ll still be tripping over homeless people bro

    I believe until a box appears that says ‘all of the above are ****s’

    I have a right to voice my opinion verbally as I have not been represented
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    Be careful who you vote

    you backed the bullets just like you’ll want to take credit for backing the **** who fixed the street lights

    Remember that niggaZ
     
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  8. RANDY

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    Lib Dem down here bro. And that's simply to try and remove the Tory.

    Less Tory seats mean no Tory Govt and less influence for them in Parliament

    Labour aren't going to fix everything, and there's loads that I don't agree with, their support for Israel for a start.

    But sometimes the road to redemption is about taking small steps in the right direction, rather than thinking you'll simply just arrive at your destination.
     
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  9. RANDY

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    Ed Davey is down at Lands End today apparently. I might have to nip down there and see if he's gonna zip line off the cliff or try and eat a dolphin whole.

    A friend of mine is a photographer for the local press, so he'll be there. I'll try and get the heads up.

    Was speaking to him on Saturday and he's been snapping all of the main parties down here in the South West. He said the Tories are so frightened of putting Rishi in front of the public that they just won't do it. They stage manage everything, even the photos that the local press take. My mate said he got some images of Rishi when he came to PZ that would have shown him in a negative light, but (1) He wanted to make sure he still gets an invite (2) His press dept would never have allowed him to use those images anyway.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Vote for me, I’ll represent you <ok>

    From Tottenham High Road to the River Lea
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I think too often apathetic voters like Spurly and even Sucky (to a lesser extent) are wrong disregarded. I hate the "dont vote can't complain" ****.

    Apathetic voters is a major indicator of a truly pathetic electoral system, of which the UK has.
     
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  12. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Every report going has been saying for months that Labour are cruising over 400 seats. Didn’t even think that was up for debate anymore lol.
     
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  13. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I’m away in Scotland. I won’t be back in time to vote. I was going to hold my nose and vote Labour. They’ll have to win in our heavily dominated Labour area without my vote now.
     
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  14. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    You’ll get a good price if you think so. Only market I could find for Labour seats said 395 or less at just over 4/1 so it’ll be double figures for under 370 I expect. I’m going to say 412
     
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  15. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I suspect they’ll be pushing closer to 450 than 400.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Assuming the Libs take 50 or so and SNP something like 25 it’s not leaving a lot for the others if they do. Tories on double figures would be a nice bonus and probably some very high profile people losing.

    Actually found the Lab seats market. 450-499 is 6/5 which feels very short but is the fave. 400-449 15/8 and 350-399 6/1.
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Tories won’t win 100 seats. Can you do a double on Labour 450 seats and over with the Tories winning under 100 seats? I’d wager a few quid on that if it’s possible.
     
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  18. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Nah they’d be conflicting markets unless Sky let you do a RequestBet but it wouldn’t be as big as the double. I’m sure there’ll be loads of specials on offer like that. We can request your list of questions all to happen.
     
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  19. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    William Hill are offering 5/2 on Labour winning under 418 seats. They know that Labour won’t be winning any less than 430 to be offering these odds.

    I’m going to message them to see if they’ll give me a price for the over 450 and under 100 bet.
     
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  20. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    **** right at the end saying "don't film" rather than "don't sing nazi songs you ****wits" <laugh>
     
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