Missus is always telling me if you don't know the words Dont sing the song. On that premise I'd never sing again
I've been waiting f*cking ages in this pub for our lass come pick me up. How long does it take to have a baby for f*cks sake?
LADS: If you're keen on a girl and you think she might be the one, get her to bite on a lemon so you'll know how she'll look at you after ten years of marriage.