Off Topic The Burly Arms

Bit of a hangover will eat some bad food and hang on until about 4pm then go pub.

 

Do you need my venison and eggs recipe?

 

Not that hungover.

 

Footie, cricket, tennis, horse racing and, for those that like it, synchronised motor procession ...

 

And going completely cashless

New one on king street has no tills and dont take cash

Good cos fuj kfc anyway

 

didn't realise horse racing and F1 had quarter finals

 

F1 isn’t a sport either. Exclusively liked by bellends. Ooh fast cars making loud noises. Grow up.

 

she deffo wheeling you off. Its the way dad would have wanted to go

 

theres a rat nest in our communal garden we think. Missus has seen 1 keep going from a bush we can see popping round the corner and coming back.

She's lets the people who run our development know and i am now in the process of a mass spring clean in summer

 

You let one Scouser in and suddenly the place is full of them.

 

They'll probably have to put bait down if they are still allowed to do that these days.

You need someone in the communal area with a cat, or several people with cats, that'll help chase the fookers out.

Just make sure they can't get any access to food waste as the buggers can gnaw through anything. Anyone feeding foxes or birds will potentially aggravate the situation.

I expect someone like @Schlem Boogerman will know what to do. Probably loan you a sawn off shotgun.

 

yeah, i think people have been feeding squirrels and stuff round here.

Normally see squirrels and pigeons in the garden sometimes.

Surprised it's even up on the "garden" floor as its 1 floor up. The bin stores are downstairs on the ground floor lol.

Other thing is i see loads of cats roaming round here. The ****ers always sit on my car (and others) as i have seen them sitting there. little ****s always leaving their dusty paw prints all over the car

 

X3 +

= No hangover

 

Watched the Coldplay set at Glastonbury... they brought Michael J Fox on stage for the encore - in a wheelchair and playing his guitar on 'Fix you' ... one of those moments ...

 

So ****ing cheesy sounds about right for Coldplay.

 

Not my favourite band for sure ... James are on tomorrow which is way more my cup of tea ... but I did enjoy their set and the Michael J Fox moment was very moving ...

 

Decent set but they were'nt playing their instruments.

 

Coldplay are the equivalent of magnolia paint

 

It aint a bad shout as it goes. Would rather that then be a burden to my daughter. As long as she doesn’t get done for murder of course

 

To be fair if i get old and decrepid and need some the clock care i would want to be wheeled off.

I initially typoed around the cock care. Might be a new business venture in Thailand