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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. augustatiger

    augustatiger Well-Known Member

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    Well past its sell by date.
     
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    I think it's a very fair comment, how can he be tactful? If he was judging the kids he would get even more flak, so similar to the fairgrounds and their hight restrictions and a measuring device he's got a set of scales and weight limit.
    Maybe there will be a fight between the obesity gang and the donkey protection gang.
     
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    He was talking about how fat kids are now than they were years ago, and a dopey fat woman on Look North compared calling someone fat to racism
     
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    Apart from Malta we are the most obese country in Europe. There are too many **** parents feeding their kids **** and unwillingly taking years off their own and their kids life’s helping to overwhelm the NHS at the same time. As a nation we need to look at what we eat.
     
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    If Queer Stalin sees this I imagine the first thing he'll do is slash tax on alcohol, the more pissheads the better for Labour!
     
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    Pisses on pandas. :afro:

     
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    Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital?
    The ultrasound guy

    What about when he’s on holiday?
    The hip replacement guy
     
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    The uncoolest guy in a hospital
    He who performs colonoscopies.......arsehole.
     
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    twitter won't let me copy it.
     
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    can you imagine the security implications of one of them full of gas today - doesn't bear thinking about - how things have changed over a relatively short period of time
     
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    My favourite story about Roger Moore was from a member of the film crew on The Wild Geese.
    Richard Burton and Richard Harris were in it and all the talk was of what would happen when these two prodigious drinkers decided to have a session. One night they got some bottles of the hard stuff out and invited Moore to join them. Some time later Moore got up, said that was enjoyable, and got up to back to his trailer leaving Burton and Harris slumped over the table, completely out of it. Next morning Moore was first on the set, bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready to go whilst Burton and Harris were like death warmed up. Apparently Moore could sink huge amounts without showing any effects.
    Always liked Roger Moore. Very self depecrating, didn’t take himself too seriously and appreciated what a good life he had been fortunate to have.
     
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