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Off Topic New nationality for Hamish.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Jun 27, 2024 at 7:22 PM.

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Hamish’s new nationality

Poll closed Yesterday at 7:22 PM.
  1. English

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  2. Spanish

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  3. German

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  4. Portuguese

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  5. Italian

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  6. Austrian

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  7. Danish

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  8. Slovenian

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  9. Georgian

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  10. Other

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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    So given the demise of those north of the Wall. No I’m not talking about the Wildlings, nor the Free Folk and not even the Night King and the White Walkers but little old Scotland. What nationality can Hamish adopt at least for the duration of the Euros?

    He’s tried English but might be wobbling (or is that just Fat Boy) after our last performance. Anyway let’s all have a vote and pick him a new nationality that he can be proud of.

    <cheers>

    And give reasons.
     
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    Slovakian.

    So he can still hate on England.

    And can cheer on Dubravka.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    So which bit of the bit added after you posted do you not understand?

    <doh>
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    So which bit of the bit I added after you posted your reply about me not getting the bit you had added after I originally posted do you not get?
     
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  5. Rex Kramer

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    Can we have an option for c#ntish please
     
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    Gets my vote.
     
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    That looks like one reason as in singular and not two or more as would be required for reasons.

    That’s what.

    :)
     
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    Can you not read?
     
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    To be fair, Trev did ask which NEW nationality should Hamish adopt, so technically c#untish isn't a valid option.
     
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    hey-fuck-off-fuck-off.gif
     
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    English.
    Double down on the pain <nahnah>
     
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    He’s Scottish. Hasn’t he had enough pain?
     
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    Alway's had a fondness for Brazilians.......and Brazilians have as much chance of winning the Euro's as England, so I opted for that.

    Yes I'm talking about the pubic hair style for both <whistle>
     
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    If his dad thought it was a good idea to spaff his porridge oats into his mothers haggis-bag then he can keep being Scottish and having to watch other teams compete in high tier sporting events.

    It's no more than they deserve.
     
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    The fact this thread was started by someone who's a million miles off being thoroughbred English, and even named his daughter after a Scottish shrub (granted before then selling her off to a Manc) makes me giggle somewhat <laugh>
     
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    To be fair, you should just stick to being Scottish. They at least won the wooden spoon for being statistically the worst team at the tournament. Which is more of a prize than England can hope to win.
     
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    Hamish the German has a canny ring to it.
     
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    McKuntz
     
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    He has a few options:

    Germany - Hamisch Von Kuntz
    Italy - Hamissimo DaCunti
    Netherlands - Hamische Van Der Kaant
    France - Hammisse De La Quante
    Georgia - Hamishvilli Kvuntsvilli
    Denmark - Hamish Kuntsson
    Portugal - Hamisho Cuantaldinho
     
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