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    I had a terrifying experience last night.

    I was completely alone in the house, having a bath, when all of a sudden...

    I felt a tap on my shoulder.
     
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    WHEN I WAS YOUNG I USED TO LOVE THE SMELL OF SEAFOOD


    THATS WHY I LOVE LICKING PUSSY NOW
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 27, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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    My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry at each other.

    We’ve been awake since Friday........
     
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    I went to a Geordie barber for a perm.

    He said "I wandered lernly as a clood."
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 27, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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    England fans ready for Slovakia match
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    I backed 10 horses yesterday, but they all performed badly.

    Wild Boar fell
    My Time ran out
    Naughty Kid's Ears got boxed in
    Holy Y-Fronts unseated the jockey
    Disorderly Queue wouldn't line up
    Penelope Pitstop was trapped on the rail
    Tricky Theatregoer refused to leave the stalls
    Just Breadcrumbs was unplaiced
    Careless Driver was disqualified
    Baggy Sock was pulled up

    Should have bet on Dusty Carpet it's never been beaten............
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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    I ordered some cauliflower soup for home delivery, they took it round the houses and eventually delivered it 3 hours later.
    Worse still, after eating it I was dry heaving for ages and my breath smelt foul.
    I had to complain, but my only option was to fill in an online form. It asked me to state what I had ordered, and the reason for my complaint, but insisted I use no more than seven words.

    So I put, "Soup of cauli, bad logistics, retching, halitosis".
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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