Caption Contest

Fertile ground this for you lot….



We start our ST queue.

 

“Smug, don’t get caught this time”

 

Weyyl heyv our own Leyzer leyt show one day peyter.

 

As if being black was bad enough, they're also Mackems.

 

Wow, sunlun, just like I pictured it would be, skyscrapers and everything!!!

 

Nee crossing the streams marra, i've just nicked these trainers from a kid roond the back of the bridges like!

 

"Albert is worried about the state of the bogs but I bet you I can piss in that piss pool from here"

 

Can somebody please go on their aptly named mags embarrassing themselves again thread, and explain that Frank chippa is a parody account and posts comedy stuff all the time on twitter. Those dickheads are taking it seriously for christs sake

 

They banned everyone except the makem lick arses that go there.

 

We know. The ****ing window lickers are going full on meltdown over an ITK parody account

 

I go over and take screenshots every now and then.

 

Screenshotted.

 

"The undercurrents in the Wear... they're pretty strong, aren't they?"
"Yeah"
"Strong enough to carry us away for good?"
"Yeah, without much doubt"
"**** it, lets be in before we've even kicked a ball again"

 

Mate - the secret is not to whip your dick out until it's about to land - the seagulls round here are pretty traumatised for some reason.