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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  2. Horny 4 Hamas

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    I feel like the original games were more authentic but the gameplay isn’t as fun these days. They’ve prioritised improving the graphics over the storyline. That’ll be £200 please.
     
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    Lol maybe if there's a load of people. You know when you chat to someone about footie and they know feck all and throw a few buzz words and well known names. I know then i dont need to speak to them about it. Probably how you feel when you chat to sucky about it
     
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    “Do you go regularly?”

    “I went for my birthday once ten years ago”

    ****.
     
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    I'm not interested in games, but if I was and I was an experienced gamer, I'd like to think I could suss out a fraud pretty quick. You seen some of these gamers, they'll sniff you out from a mile off mate.
     
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    ****ing nerds. There’s normally at least one other person obviously blagging it.
     
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    Keep the secret of the golden parrot until you need a wow moment - broadly, if you capture it alive you get 24 hour immortality and a complimentary Just Eat order ...

    Keep it secret, keep it safe ... <ok>
     
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    They drew names out a hat to not do it and I got picked. £50 for free. Going gym.
     
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    Focus groups ffs.

    People employ you to do that bollocks?
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Mate, I play games in my free time any chance I get. Number 1 way to unwind for me

    As soon as someone says "yeah im a gamer, I game." "Oh yeh what do you play?" "CoD, Fifa"

    Im out.

    Fraud.
     
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    Yeah it’s important to get feedback from people in your target market. Or people not in your target market who say they are.
     
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    Can't beat playing space invaders on Atari...:bandit:
     
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    You got gamer street cred bro
     
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    Yeh you can ... Galaxian was the dogs ...:bandit:
     
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    Sorry about this mate.




    Is the mrs in for some inheritance or wha tho?
     
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    Hilarious.

    Especially for gamers.

    I mean if you have to attend a focus group to improve then just stop gaming innit cos yor **** bruvs... Okay class dismissed
     
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    Still not found that kid missing in Tenerife, 1% mobile battery and no water. Five days later still not found.
     
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    Thanks man and lol, dunno I would have thought it would all go to his wife (he remarried)
     
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    These yoots of today are ****ed without Internet access.
     
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