Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I have a mate who gets accessibility tickets owing to a double amputation. Haven’t spoken for a while, must give him a bell..,

 

Short term tournament is different to a long domestic season though

 

The boy O’Ngoal is always a threat.

 

Is he able to pick up the phone?

 

With his hands, yes

 

Probably people out there who'd pay 5 figures.

 

Was an armless joke.

 

Glory Hunting I see... going with the easy winner.

 

Can’t get a bottle lid into a Championship football ground but they’re showing a dozen blokes walking to the game with bagpipes.

 

Aye, I would much rather take a bottle lid to the head than listen to bagpipes.

 

Yeah, but he’s legless, so it didn’t really work

 

I don’t see what alcohol has to do with it.

 

Aebischer to destroy Scotland tonight, probably...

 

Remember when Scotland almost qualified for the latter rounds in Euro '96 by beating Switzerland 1-0 with a cracking goal?

Well that ain't happening tonight, they're going to get battered again. I'm pretty sure it's going to be shown that the 5-1 against Germany said more about Scotland than it did about Germany.

 

Scotlands saving grace is Switzerland know a draw puts them into the next group.

Expect a boring game folks. Two awful teams.

 

The Swiss are a decent side I'd say... should be a comfy win.

 

Here’s the obsessed. Even their national
Anthem is about the English

 

Swiss fans are louder than the jocks.

 

Told the missus the joke about not liking much about Switzerland though the flag’s a big plus. Didn’t get it.

 

Scotland have a decent midfield - Gilmore, McTomminey and McGinn - and a left back who would walk into the England first XI. Most of the rest of their players are trash.

Swiss want to win really. If they draw then they aren't technically through (realistically they would be but it would still be possible for them to finish 3rd and not be one of the 3rd place teams to go through) and have Germany to play. They'll want to put everything beyond doubt tonight.