Not real Dad jokes…my experience from reading jokes on here is that men tell jokes so long that you fall asleep before the punchline
Hope he's not too badly hurt. Sir Ian McKellen: Actor falls off stage during London performance - BBC News
Oh god, I love Sir Ian. Saw him and Roger Allum in Frank & Percy from about five yards away. Just a sensational actor. Get well soon.
The Proclaimers lawn is getting a bit long, so they have been to a number of B&Q stores looking to buy something to cut it with. They've been to Bathgate, no mower, Linwood, no mower, Methill, no mower, Irvine, no mower.
I saw Bonnie Tyler in the street today and offered her a Kit-Kat ..but she turned it down. Then I pulled out a Bounty bar...and she refused that also..... I think she was holding out for an Aero
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,” came the reply.
A prototype of a “drone” air taxi that they hope to have in use by 2030, initially based at Malaga airport. Seats pilot and 5 passengers. Bugger, link removed, but it looked impressive.
He pointed out the absurdity of the reason for his English first name, but I note all his 3 sons have English first names Really like him. Love his dry humour.
