Breaking! PE teacher Mr Baxter of Grange Hill turns down Sunderland AFC. More as we get it! Sky Sports News.
“Arrival of Sydney Sweeney as your new girlfriend deemed too distracting from real job of posting online”
Love the optimism on these message boards every morning, "Today is the day, it has to be", then we make up some rumour about someone (who is always going to be announced at 6PM), odds drop to evens before some journalist says they've turned us down/were never in the running, fume at the board then rinse and repeat. Wonder who the rumour will be today...
Pascal Di Marco - Napoli u18s Head Coach who has a 88% win record over 12 games last season. He was seen at Naples airport last night on his way to Ponteland
Is there some sort of poorly translated foot mercato article claiming he's the net pep and admired by De Zerbi, also previously linked to Brighton? If not I don't want him. If there is I'll get on Flight Radar