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Crime - part deux

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Oct 2, 2021.

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Should crime happen

  1. Go on then why not.

  2. Yes

  3. Stfu sucky

  4. Tobes and peej welch couple

  5. Suck Roy's tits

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  1. Libby

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    Cheers Fosse.
     
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Needed a policeman on a horse with a lasso.
     
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  3. Lovearsenalcock

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    Should have called for some Hindus

    they would have carried it back to its field no probs

    Ignorant pigs
     
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  4. Rex Kramer

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    The police are ****s
     
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  5. brb

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    This is the sort of cop stupidity that does my head in.

    Calf won't do as it is told, let's drive the car into it, fooking twats.

    Then to make matters worse, their leaders try to excuse it by saying the calf had been on the loose for hours and it was as a last resort.
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

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    Udder madness.
     
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  7. Rex Kramer

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    The police force has become the University for psychopaths rapists racists and just plain ****s.

    A badge to carry out their evils.
     
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  8. Bwood_Ranger

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    Cow-ards.
     
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  9. Treble

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    That last bit is so dumb. They had hours to call an aninal sanctuary or animal rescue or someone a bit more skilled who could've dealt with the calf.

    Now, what they have is a distressed anf injured calf, and an inquiry that will waste time and money.

    Then you've got James Cleverly coming out sounding like he gives a ****.
     
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  10. Rex Kramer

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    As if a calf running around is a danger to anyone ...there's kids running around with zombie knives... run them over no problem for me.
     
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    Only when there’s beef
     
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  12. Treble

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    Imagine what it must be like in India or some countries in Africa. Don't know how they cope with all them cows wondering around eh.
     
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  13. Rex Kramer

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    A cow doesn't even have the brains to cause a problem.
     
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  14. Treble

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    Same as Newcastle then.

    Fcccckkkkkkinnnnnn yassssssssssssss!

    <party>
     
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  16. brb

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    It's stupid shhite like this that annoys me, I can tolerate a certain amount of incompetence but this is just brain dead incompetence and even more worrying they passed their training to become a cop, surely there must have been one cop who would have had the mindset to say hold on lads, but no.
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Disgusting that.
     
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  18. brb

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    I honestly would like to ask the cops wtf were you thinking! Can you imagine the intelligience of the person that thought it a good idea to run it over. Just leave it alone and monitor it until someone with brains turns up. Even if it had been several hours on the run lol, ****wits.
     
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  19. Treble

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    You'd like to think they would have the number of who to contact back at the station if something like this happened.

    Also what about when a cow, a horse or even a swan ends up on the motorway? The motorway cops don't turn up and tell all the drivers, ok folks it's a free for all, take your best shot, £50 to the first person who knocks it the fck out. Like some fcked up motorway cannonball run <laugh>
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Stop trying to milk it ...
     
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