A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....' HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Medic required!!
I was listening to a radio phone in when a caller from Morpeth claimed he had the answer to the small boat crossings ... ... something to do with a multi-porpoise task force and turtle protection for our borders. The presenter told him to stop wasting his time and cut him off
I was feeling horny and needed some relief. "Do you want to have sex?," I asked the wife. "No," she replied. You have no idea how relieved I was
