A woman is cheated on by her husband. She's devastated. She hears that there's a wise monk who lives up in a mountain. She decides to consult him. After a few days of travelling, she meets the wise monk. "I spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to taking care of him. And now he has left me for another woman. I don't know what to do". The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he asks: "Was the cookie delicious? "Yes"- she answers. "Do you want another one?" "Sure". The monk looks her in the eye and says "Do you see the problem now?" The woman thinks for a while, and then slowly speaks. *"I guess human nature is greedy. You get one, then you want more, maybe a new one, bigger one. It's never enough. And nothing lasts forever. Everything is finite. We should be aware of this and not be disappointed.” The monk shakes his head. "No, I mean stop eating biscuits you fat cow
I saw one clip yesterday, not sure if it was on here or twitter... Cops stopped on the outside lane of a motorway, guy pulls up alongside and says, 'you can't park there mate' - the cops reaction priceless, pullover I suspect you've been drink driving.
