A blonde picks up a pen that has been left lying about. "I wonder who this belongs to?" she asks her equally blonde companion. "Let me see," say her mate, and writes her name. "Yes, it's mine." and puts the pen in her bag. "How do you know that it was yours?' "I recognise the hand writing"
I sold two sleeping bags to a lad today who’s off to a big meet down in Lincolnshire soon. Goes on for 4 days. Had a 1600 bmw tourer.
